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Crystal noodle

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Alerts on record2 HazardThe migration of boron from the toy slime is too high (measured value: 786 mg/kg). Ingestion or contact with an excessive quantity of boron may harm the health of children by damaging their reproductive system. RiskSerious risk Country of originGermany First alertSeptember 13, 2024 Latest alertSeptember 13, 2024 On our lists sinceAugust 10, 2026

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Crystal noodle sounds like a decorative product rather than food, and that kind of name usually means something slim, glossy, or playful in shape. By our assessment, the attraction is visual first: a crystal-like finish suggests shine and a neat look on a shelf, gift table, or display. The drawback is the same one that comes with most name-led décor, because the label tells you almost nothing about substance, durability, or function. In practice, Crystal noodle is the sort of item that earns attention when new and then depends on how well it is made. It sits among small novelty objects where the look matters more than the job, and that keeps the category narrow. It fits people who want a little decorative oddity and not people looking for a serious, clearly defined product.
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