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Cursed to Golf

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Cursed to Golf builds its whole game around a strange but clear idea: golf as a roguelike obstacle course, with shots, hazards, and repeated runs doing the work of progression. By our assessment, that twist is clever because it makes each hole a little puzzle, and the pressure to line up bounces gives the game a nice rhythm. The limit is the same one many roguelikes hit, which is that repeated attempts can start to feel like correction rather than play if the loop stops surprising you. In practice you are judging angles, timing power, and learning the layout as much as you are playing golf. It sits between sports parody and action-puzzle design, and it is more about improvising through hazards than about simulating the real game. Cursed to Golf will appeal to people who like quick resets and clean mechanical ideas, not to anyone hoping for a calm round on a green.
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